Items of importance...too short to make an entire blog entry, but too funny to pass up. Enjoy.
* I'm the most rebellious lactose-allergetic person you will ever meet. I promise. Dairy is (okay, once or twice a week) my downfall...I get sick every single time for hours and hours. Its miserable. And, Ben gets mad. Yet, I still do it. Misery loves company...especially if it comes in the form of ice-cream, specialty coffee and burritos.
* The other night, at precisely 1:30 am, our neighbor, U.G.T.O.O.P.H.M.C. (Unknown-Gender-Teenager-Or-Old-Person-Having-Midlife-Crisis) was playing Ke$ha's "Tick Tock" extremely loudly. I wrote out my rant in my mind towards our neighbor for the blog. Then considered purchasing earphones for our neighbor; but I changed my mind. Did I mention that I truly cannot stand Ke$ha? It was a L-O-N-G and ROUGH night.
* Last week, my Blender was PMSing. It seriously threw the worst temper-tantrum in the world. Coffee and milk (lactose free, thankyouverymuch) and sugar went all over the counter. My response? After shrieking, "OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!" I threw myself on the couch and plotted a way to get rid of the Blender. Ben graciously cleaned everything up.
* I know March isn't over, but I already have a highlight: the day Ben (accidently) shaved off one eyebrow. I sat in the bathroom laughing hysterically. I was literally gasping for breath and then hurling into another fit of laughter. My sides hurt. My cheeks hurt. My life was transformed. And, Ben? Proceeded to make funny faces and jokes about his eyebrow for the next week. Man, I love him.
* Today, I used my Blender for the coffee drink I tried last week. It behaved itself. The coffee drink was incredible.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Update on My Life
Dear Forsaken Blog,
I'm sure you are wondering what has been going on in my life of late. Allow me to summarize in one word: Unpacking.
This is a task that never ends. And, because I aspire to be a "go-getter", I've done the most normal thing ever - Thrown my hands up in surrender, quit and I'm now giving you much needed attention. Which is why Ben, the blessed husband that he is, is unpacking.
Let's talk about some important issues in my life:
1. I'm dehydrated. Not of water, but of books. Every single book in my (still packed) home, I've read. I need a new, fresh read. Fiction, biography, interesting-self-help book. SOMETHING. I need to curl up and forget everything. (including unpacking)
2. I'm not very good at "nesting". I tried. But when the boxes don't decrease, I dream of Ikea shopping trips and, and, lighting candles. The end.
3. We have a bathtub. I'm planning to make it my best BFF. But I'm dreading the look on Ben's face when he gets the water bill. He may discourage my newfound friendship.
4. I'm contemplating the idea of having a theme day(s) on my blog. What do you think? Maybe I'll tell a story, or maybe I'll highlight my favorite websites or lip gloss or place to buy magazines. What do you think? Is there something you want me to blog about that I haven't?
5. Our apartment neighbor U.G.T.O.O.P.H.M.C. (Unknown-Gender-Teenager-Or-Old-Person-Having-Midlife-Crisis) plays the top 20 pop songs EVERY SINGLE DAY as loud as possible at the oddest times of the day. It needs to stop. For real.
6. In the midst of moving and unpacking, my phone charger has gone MIA. This has caused both my husband ans boss to nearly have heart-attacks when I had a 2 and 1/2 hour coffee meeting. I need to find that charger for their health.
Well, those are the top priorities in my life at the moment.
The End.
I'm sure you are wondering what has been going on in my life of late. Allow me to summarize in one word: Unpacking.
This is a task that never ends. And, because I aspire to be a "go-getter", I've done the most normal thing ever - Thrown my hands up in surrender, quit and I'm now giving you much needed attention. Which is why Ben, the blessed husband that he is, is unpacking.
Let's talk about some important issues in my life:
1. I'm dehydrated. Not of water, but of books. Every single book in my (still packed) home, I've read. I need a new, fresh read. Fiction, biography, interesting-self-help book. SOMETHING. I need to curl up and forget everything. (including unpacking)
2. I'm not very good at "nesting". I tried. But when the boxes don't decrease, I dream of Ikea shopping trips and, and, lighting candles. The end.
3. We have a bathtub. I'm planning to make it my best BFF. But I'm dreading the look on Ben's face when he gets the water bill. He may discourage my newfound friendship.
4. I'm contemplating the idea of having a theme day(s) on my blog. What do you think? Maybe I'll tell a story, or maybe I'll highlight my favorite websites or lip gloss or place to buy magazines. What do you think? Is there something you want me to blog about that I haven't?
5. Our apartment neighbor U.G.T.O.O.P.H.M.C. (Unknown-Gender-Teenager-Or-Old-Person-Having-Midlife-Crisis) plays the top 20 pop songs EVERY SINGLE DAY as loud as possible at the oddest times of the day. It needs to stop. For real.
6. In the midst of moving and unpacking, my phone charger has gone MIA. This has caused both my husband ans boss to nearly have heart-attacks when I had a 2 and 1/2 hour coffee meeting. I need to find that charger for their health.
Well, those are the top priorities in my life at the moment.
The End.
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