STOP! Don't panic. I'm not pregnant. But, I thought I was. It all started when "Aunt Flow" hadn't shown up, and according to www.webmd.com, I had all the signs for pregnancy.
So, on the way back from the beach, I decided to go to Walgreen's and get a pregnancy test. Of course, Ben waited in the car.
First, WHO KNEW there were so many FREAKING options for choosing a pregnancy test?!?!?!?!?
After I made my selection, I walked to the counter, praying that the cashier would be female. She was not only female, she refused to make eye contact. I tried not to laugh. AT her.
Then, I walked back to the car. Ben drove to Starbuck's (there was no WAY I was going to the Walgreen's bathroom). I slipped inside, stopped to enjoy the coffee scent that I may have to say good-bye to for a while. Then, marched to the bathroom. I carefully followed the directions on the pregnancy test instructions page...and the result? NEGATIVE. What a relief. No baby today!
To celebrate, I ate sushi. Because, when you aren't preggo, the best celebration choice is raw fish.