Monday, July 19, 2010

SOUND THE ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cue alarm sounding)…WHOO WHAA WHOO WHAA WHOO WHAA WHOO WHAA……………………………………………………………………….

There has been a break-in on the blog of BensRVGirl!!! Call the police! Call the police!

Well, maybe you don’t have to call the police, but Bethany’s blog has definitely been hacked…by yours truly. This is Ben here giving my top 10 reasons why I love my wife.

10. The Blackberry

The fact that she is addicted to her Blackberry even more than I am even though at one time she loathed the existence of the Blackberry warms my heart. Now, get off FB…jk.

9. The Bethany Shuffle

My wife has the cutest dance you have ever seen. Fortunately for her, I am the only one that has ever seen it. She just kind of moves her shoulders back and forth and shakes her head…Adorable. It takes a lot for a man to say such a thing.

8. Her Pitifulness

My wife is so pitiful in the mornings, when I am at work, and when I have to leave. You have never seen a grown woman look so sad to see her man go.

7. Her Blog

How could this not make the list? She is an amazing writer. Enough said.

6. My PS3

Despite being surrounded by controversy, the PS3 has been bought; with the approval from my wife. They told me it couldn’t be done. They told me that she would never allow it. They told me she would leave me if I bought it. They were wrong. Thanks honey!!!

5. Decorating

If you haven’t been to our apartment, you should. My wife is an amazing decorator with an impeccable sense of style. Like she always says, “it’s like a rainbow threw up in here.” I know, weird, right? But it works.

4. Her Cooking

My wife can’t just cook, she will smack your tastebuds around. She just doesn’t make hamburgers and pizza, but she will blow you away with spicy tuna rolls and Asian meatball soup. She does it right. Maybe she will be the Next Food Network Star!!!

3. Taking Care of Me

Whether it is rubbing my back, making sure I iced my legs after a long run, or making my coffee in the morning, this girl knows how to treat her man. What can I say? I am a lucky guy.

2. The Basket

After several discussions in our small group, I once again have realized that “The Basket” may be one of the best things in our marriage. I will let her elaborate on that in another blog because I can’t make it as funny as she can.

1.  Her Beauty

No other woman has ever been able to capture me like she has. Ever since the first time I creeped on her FB to look at pictures of her I have absolutely been amazed and astounded as her. From head to toe she is truly a work of art sent straight to me from the Lord. Thanks God, I owe you one. I never thought I would be able to find a woman as beautiful as Bethany to love, but here she is.

So on our 7 month anniversary, I just want to say sorry I broke into your blog, but


1 comment:

  1. I always knew that Ben was a crook. Regardless, he treats my daughter great. Not that he has a choice.


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