(Early in the morning)
Me: Good Morning, Baby. (All lovey-like)
Ben: OH.MY.GOSH. I just had the WORST DREAM EVER.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. (I attempted to snuggle with him)
Ben: I dreamt you were cheating on me with Kerry Meier and Brian Finneran.
Me: WHAT?!? (thinking: who in the world are those guys? then: HE THINKS I'M CHEATING!) BEN! I'm very happily married...TO YOU.
Ben: I know, but MAN! That was a weird dream.
Two days later: (while watching the Falcon's Pre-season football game)
Ben: Can you believe I had a dream that you cheated on me?
Me: I wish you would stop talking about that. It's SO weird.
Ben: I mean, have you seen those guys?
Me: Pause while I google.
[Silence as I google]
Me: ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?!?! Those guys look like CARTOON CHARACTERS.
Clearly, Ben does not get my type. Clearly.