Ben's...I mean, MY...Love Affair...With Football.

Football Season is here. What's that? You didn't know? It's okay. I only know because Ben has been talking about it nonstop. And dreaming about it. Speaking of dreaming, let's discuss Ben's dreams. Mainly because they involve me. And two Falcon football players.

Kerry Meier

Brian Finneran

Now, that you've visually met these two guys, let me privy you to what happened the other day.
(Early in the morning)
Me: Good Morning, Baby. (All lovey-like)
Ben: OH.MY.GOSH. I just had the WORST DREAM EVER.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. (I attempted to snuggle with him)
Ben: I dreamt you were cheating on me with Kerry Meier and Brian Finneran.
Me: WHAT?!? (thinking: who in the world are those guys? then: HE THINKS I'M CHEATING!) BEN! I'm very happily married...TO YOU.
Ben: I know, but MAN! That was a weird dream.

Two days later: (while watching the Falcon's Pre-season football game)
Ben: Can you believe I had a dream that you cheated on me?
Me: I wish you would stop talking about that. It's SO weird.
Ben: I mean, have you seen those guys?
Me: Pause while I google.
[Silence as I google]
Me: ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME?!?! Those guys look like CARTOON CHARACTERS.

Clearly, Ben does not get my type. Clearly.