Ben: You know Hulk Hogan?
Me: No. Who is that?
Ben: You don't know Hulk Hogan? How can you not know Hulk Hogan the wrestler?!
Me: I don't know him. (I don't watch wrestling)
Ben: You don't know Hulk Hogan? He had a reality TV show with his family. His wife ran away with their son's friend.
Me: I don't know him. Maybe the show was in the '90s. (Weird that his wife ran away off with their son's friend.)
Ben: HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW Hulk Hogan? That show was three years ago.
Me: I consider myself very well educated...particularly in the entertainment department. But I don't know him. (I read People in the Grocery store line)
Ben: Are you Amish?
So, here I am...up late to look at this scary creature (Just to prove I'm not Amish):